Bittersweet

I guess all the time I spend at the gym is starting to payoff. The first pitch I got tonight finally got sent over the centerfield fence for my first ever homerun. Two innings later I sent the first pitch I got over the left field fence for homerun number two. With all the steroid scandals in the Major League, my quit witted teamates all demanded a urine test after the game and were astonished with the sudden boost of power. However the joy was short lived as we blew another big lead and lost by one.